"What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!"
"There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone."
gelmiş geçmiş en güzel giriş cümlelerinden birine sahiptir, şöyle:
Coventry are FUCK ALL. They've got a shit team and a shit support. Hitler had the right idea when he flattened the place.
ilk cümlede belirtmemişim, bir John King kitabı tabii kendisi. Giriş cümlesi dışında bir numara yok da, okunabilir yine de, bilemedim.