"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others."
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
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